[There is a strong steady pulse! Apparently he's just conked the fuck out, for mysterious reasons. Ryunosuke is totally limp in Kazuma's arms when he scoops him up, but a few seconds after he starts listening for a heartbeat he'll hear his friend groan faintly, slowly coming back around.]
Mnnnn... Kazuma...?
[His eyes are still shut, but... He recognizes that voice...]
[There's a pause. He's still limp, but given his furrowed brow, and the way his eyelids are twitching, it's at least apparent that he hasn't zonked back out again. He's just... Struggling...]
...I don't... I don't remember... [...] I think I was... having an ice cream....?
. . . [Excuse me? He's looking at the purple splotches all over the ground and then back to his friend.]
You had ice cream. [Just going to repeat to make sure he heard that right. Surely, someone just came and mugged him and he didn't actually eat something weird, again.]
[Noooo keep holding him in your big strong arms :(
He lets out a little oof when Kazuma, uh, sets him down.]
Urrrgh... Can't you be a little more gentle...? [He sounds miserable about it, and still has a hand on his forehead, though he cracks his eyes open reluctantly now.] I wouldn't know if anything was taken or not... That cursed dairy treat really is the last thing I remember.
[He shakes his head.] Someday that appetite of yours is going to get you into a lot more trouble than it's worth. Are you going to keep lying there or can you at least sit up? [Will he have to use his big strong arms to carry him home]
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Mnnnn... Kazuma...?
[His eyes are still shut, but... He recognizes that voice...]
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I'm here. Are you hurt anywhere? What even happened? [Is it safe to move him??]
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...I don't... I don't remember... [...] I think I was... having an ice cream....?
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You had ice cream. [Just going to repeat to make sure he heard that right. Surely, someone just came and mugged him and he didn't actually eat something weird, again.]
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Ryunosuke groans again, getting enough control back in his limbs that he's able to lift a hand and press it to his aching forehead.]
Yeah... A milkshake... They said it was taro flavored...
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So they said. Was anything taken from you?
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Noooo keep holding him in your big strong arms :(He lets out a little oof when Kazuma, uh, sets him down.]
Urrrgh... Can't you be a little more gentle...? [He sounds miserable about it, and still has a hand on his forehead, though he cracks his eyes open reluctantly now.] I wouldn't know if anything was taken or not... That cursed dairy treat really is the last thing I remember.
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It's what a GENTLEMAN would do >8(Ryunosuke groans again, but makes an attempt to sit up, rolling himself onto his side first and pushing off the ground with on hand.
he pauses like that, eyes closed again, still mostly horizontal, but. You know. Upright enough.]
...Does this count?